all we do is party

dear agent m,

there were no exciting parties the week of midterms. however, there is more often than not something exciting going on on friday nights at ucla. i would be happy to take you to a party anytime that you want! i don't know that it'll necessarily be fun, since all frat guys should go to hell, but it will certainly be an experience!

will return with a secret assignment for you soon.

love,

s

Not quite a fail?

Agent S,

Thank you so much for your attempt. It is appreciated!

As for your request, I scoured Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, and others for the shorts, but found none. However, I did find these two:

http://www.dancewearsolutions.com/ballet/SQ2977.aspx

http://www.atafa.com/sports/products/Pizzazz_Body_Basics_Sequined_Boys_Cut_Briefs_Adult-267666.html

They aren't from a major store, but maybe you could order them online? They look like what you're looking for.

Mission for Agent S

Find out what events/parties are happening midterms weekend (not this weekend, the one after that.) We have a 5 day weekend and I want to find something to do.