the information with which you have provided me

has proven to be unsurprising, M. I think you are right in suggesting that J made up the story. 1) J loves to lie. 2) Who would ever have sex with J, except for our other favorite person, also named J? From these two facts I must conclude that casual sex partner is a figment of her imagination, which is very vivid, as she is a resident of crazy town.

I could not find any articles specifically on the degeneration of male psychology since the 19th century, but it got me thinking about chivalry, so I pulled a couple of articles on that instead. They're not particularly helpful articles, sadly. Google is really just useless nowadays. A secret agent can't get much of anything done it seems.

http://ezinearticles.com/?If-Chivalry-is-Dead-Ladies,-I-Think-We-Helped-Kill-It&id=2951422

http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi/32_dating_girl.html
I even went so far as to use ucla's online database to search jstor for books/articles on chilvary. Found a few. Am not able to share them. My favorite was a book called "chivalry in the romantic novel." I am uploading a page just to prove I did my research :)



Even without research though, I can draw a reasonably certain conclusion: men suck. They can't be depended upon. We should all join nunneries.

Since I have been having all this drama with boy S, I've been wondering: I've heard that girls can TRICK GUYS INTO LIKING THEM? AND MAKE GUYS LIKE THEM? but I don't actually know how one would go about doing that.

Your task: Research girls making boys like them.

Resignedly yours,

S.